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If you don't have anything nice to say, sometimes it's best not to say anything at all. Great minds do think alike. If you've been seeing someone for a while or are just hitting it off with a new cutie, having a similar sense of humor can make everything better — especially sex. When it comes to pickup eitty, "How much does a polar bear weigh?" is only the tip of the iceberg. If we're being Adult want sex tonight West Haven and honest about our sexual needs, I need you to stop sexting me unprompted, in the middle of the day.
Oh, so they say they like a girl who has a dark side? Or don't. You know, I was expecting a message from my dermatologist, but this is much better. Just like anything sexy IRL, sending a sexy text means getting clear on consent. Lean in.
Nothing turns me on more than laughing. I think you sent me your "Twilight" FanFiction by mistake. Stay on the line, and we can schedule you shortly.
Would you like me to show my partner this text? Actually, don't. Hold my beer. Yeah, unleash the beast.
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Love the direct communication, not super into sexting atm. Nobody wants to receive a line form 50 Shades Of Grey while they're screen-sharing at work or taking a selfie with their aunt at brunch. What font should we use on our wedding invitations? Offer them a trade instead. If you wanted to send nudes, I wouldn't be opposed. Please don't make personal calls during business hours.
I don't have great WiFi, but I'm feeling our connection.
If you can make me laugh, you can probably get me into bed. Should I clear my schedule for the rest of the day? For an introvert, you're surprisingly good at sexting. But like, a literal beast.
I've always dreamed of this moment, you sexting me in the middle of the day. I think you have naughtu wrong. Oh wait, no, I had that backwards. I didn't have "impromptu midday sexting" on my calendar.
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Are you as turned on as I am right now? I guess I can add this conversation to that list.
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